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Tight one shoulder dresses
Lanvin, how we love you.
The new summer staple – go for Celine’s minimalist styles and forgo the ethnic embroidery.
Blue and white prints (but not nautical styles)
The colour combo for the summer. Match with gold jewellery for a cool look.
Jil Sander’s plastic bag
An ironic take on fashion’s obsession with handbags? Whatever it is, it goes in the minimalist bag Hall of Fame, along with everything by Celine.
The Rocker look
Little touches are great, but an all out Sid Vicious look doesn’t work in a summer chock full of light neutrals.
The paper bag effect
I am all for loose silhouettes, but honestly girls, do you think it really hides everything? Curves need structure, trust me!
It’s all about the flats people - you look like a dodgy nurse when you have heels attached to them!
Another one to add my offensive shoe list.